Talents

If anyone ever asked what my talents were, I can easily refer them to this list:
  • gaining lots of weight without even trying
  • losing no weight when trying
  • talking shit
  • or not talking at all
  • wearing lots of black
  • buying cat food, makeup, underwear and reusable shopping bags that I never seem to reuse in exorbant amounts
  • barely eating vegetables and still being alive
  • leaving hairpins everywhere I go
  • playing psychologist
  • being indecisive about every aspect of my life